DAVID CAMERON IS ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE
DAVID
Just last week I was talking to a British soldier. He felt New Labor weren't doing enough to help us kill Arabs.
And the I spoke to a single mother who was horrified the government wanted her to take a council flat.
SAM CAM WALKS ON
SAM
David are you coming to bed it's 2 in the morning.
DAVID
But I'm just remembering all the people I spoke to. Today a pregnant woman asked me to come to bed with her.
SAM CAM
David for Pete's sake no one believes you've ever spoken to anyone who didn't goto Eaton!
DAVID
Last week I spoke to a young, Black, rap artist who said my wife was a nagging witch who should shut up.
SAM CAM
David you are less convincing than Gordon Brown smiling.
DAVID
Today I spoke to....
SAM CAM
A posh pregnant mum who's about to get a divorce and won't need a council flat.
SAM CAM STORMS OFF
DAVID
Today I spoke to God and he said,,,
VOICE OF GOD (OOV)
Oh shut up you posh tit.
