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Quote: Aaron @ June 11 2008, 9:07 PM BST

I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am;
I only want to be the best that I can.
My mouth is stained, I can't complain,
I keep on rinsing it again and again.

Unless you ascribe that to someone, we'll think you're making a statement Aaron!

Take it any way you want!

Quote: Aaron @ June 11 2008, 10:48 PM BST

Take it any way you want!

Is that how you advertise yourself?

No, far too subtle.

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 11 2008, 9:00 PM BST

Great song!

When he played it live before Cassadaga was released though, he would sing it as "I was a hopeless romantic, now I'm just sucking dick" Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Amazing!

I think one of my favourite lyrics is from Otis Lee Crenshaw's 'Women Call It Stalking'.

"When I see that woman there'll be tears down my face,
It might be love or it might be Mace"

"Tell me again that I'm wrong and I'll tell you how right you are." Neil Diamond

C-c-c- cucumber, c-c-cabbage, c-c-c cauliflower, - Thorn of Crowns by Echo & the Bunnymen.

Considering I think they're a bunch of over-rated smug gets who have only done 4-5 half decent songs, I really like this lyric from Kaiser Chief's 'Oh My God':

"Knock me down I'll get right back up again
I'll come back stronger than a powered up Pac-Man"

But they are topped by the greatest song lyrics of all time - Chas & Dave's seminal 'Rabbit':

"rabbit (x 20)

you got a beautiful chin,
you got beautiful skin,
you got a beautiful face,
you got taste,
you got beautiful eyes,
you got beautiful thighs,
you got a lot whout a doubt,
but I think bout blowin you out,

coz you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
it's time you got it off your chest,
now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
I knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you,
but how was I to know you'd bend my earholes too?,
with your incessant talking,
your becoming a pest,

rabbit x 20

now your a wonderful girl,
you got a wonderful smell,
you got wonderful arms,
you got charm,
you got wonderful hair,
we make a wonderful pair,
now I dont mind avin a chat,
but you have to keep givin it that,

no, you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,

now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you,
but how was I to know you'd bend my earholes too,
with your incessant talkin,
your becoming a pest,

rabbit x 8
yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup bunny jabber" rabbit

Quote: Mick Green @ June 23 2008, 12:23 AM BST

but how was I to know you'd bend my earholes too?,
with your incessant talking,
your becoming a pest,

And.........

now I dont mind avin a chat,
but you have to keep givin it that,

Those are my two particular favourite lines.

Oh - and it's "ear'oles"

'Time is contagious, everybody's getting old'

Damien Rice 'Coconut Skins'

"So Father Mason clutching his crucifix
Baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice
What a lovely way
Drowning sins in tooth decay"

"New Mistake" by Jellyfish

I'll stir fry you in my Wok.

"Damn! I wish I was a lesbian, and that you were too, so I could fall in love with you."

Hello Saferide - Best Friend

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 2:40 PM BST

I'll stir fry you in my Wok.

Beastie Boys?

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