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How peaceful is it where you are? Page 2

Plenty of tractors.

Not very. Polish are revving their cars there are kids f**king about and my neighbours are playing loud music. Like being stuck on a desert island with the worse human beings on the planet.

We're having a huge thunderstorm; it rivals the best ones I've experienced while living in Florida. We've had at least 6 inches of rain and it sounds like an artillery barrage - several close strikes every minute.

The electricity has gone out. I'm posting this via a netbook tethered to an iPhone with an almost-dead battery.

Fingers crossed for DaButt's juice to come back on.

Quote: Gavin @ April 17 2010, 3:53 PM BST

Fingers crossed for DaButt's juice to come back on.

He's had kids, what does he need juice for?

Why all this talk about juice? You guys aren't a bunch of anti-Semites, are you?

Still no 'lectricity. The rain has subsided and there are sirens in the distance. Probably automobile accidents at the non-functioning traffic signals ...

Heathrow's not too far from me, so these last few days have really been noticeably quieter.

A few more days and Iceland's revenge for the banking debt crisis will be paid in full.

The juice hath returneth!

Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 4:47 PM BST

A few more days and Iceland's revenge for the banking debt crisis will be paid in full.

They already owe us billions.

(I think.)

Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2010, 7:13 PM BST

They already owe us billions.

(I think.)

They voted overwhelmingly to not pay you back.

(I think.)

Quote: bigfella @ April 17 2010, 8:21 AM BST

The birds are signing.

Yowser, the planes must be REALLY loud where you are. :P :)

Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2010, 7:17 PM BST

They voted overwhelmingly to not pay you back.

(I think.)

'I think' they voted to not pay back the full amount.

Quote: SlagA @ April 17 2010, 7:37 PM BST

Yowser, the planes must be REALLY loud where you are. :P :)

Laughing out loud

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