Worst c**t is defeated
Likely outcome for election.
Worst idea for a song. Page 2
Should I go or should I go.
Brown sings Strummer
Phil Collins
Against all Jobs (featuring various lazy unemployed artists)
Dexy's Midnight Runners
Come on Eileen (her husband doesn't mind)
David Bowie
China Girl/Boy (i just closed my eyes)
David Bowie's Golden Queers
All about his gay tanning salon
Killing me softly with his Schlong
Halal, is it meat you're looking for?
Lionel Richie pimps his ballad to get the muslim vote.
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Nick Clegg.
Ernie the fastest milk person in the west
Yellow
Lionel Richie begs to join novelty euro-electro synth band.
"Yellow is it me you're looking..."
Dancing on the Sea Lion
Lionel shows his true colours with scant regard for the welfare of aquatic mamals.
I've got a brand new combine harvester, you give me £1000's of pounds a year for not using it.
Satirical opinion formers, The Wurzells, lament the misuse of EEC farming subsidies
'Oh the Grand Old Duchess of York, she nearly had five hundred thousand quid'
Sarah Ferguson sings a popular nursery rhyme to take her mind off being a right patsy.
Everyone realises that Billy Joel has been spending all his time sitting naked and causing trouble on internet forums when he releases his new single:
It's still Cock & Troll to me!
>_< 
Then endorses right wing UK smoothie company
"I am an innocent man."
Christene Brinkley's recent revelations that Billy used to like to wear a red nose whilst she sploshed him with custard pies, while taking him with a strap-on, gives some clues to the origins of his iconic hit:
Upclown Girl