Does this even make sense? And if it does, is it working?
INT. A WILD WEST SALOON. DAY.
TWO COWBOYS ( BILL AND JAKE ) ARE SITTING AT THE BAR DRINKING.
JAKE:
So BIll, How's Junior?
BILL:
You know how it is with these youngsters, the other morning, he came into the kitchen All theses tassles on his strides, no shirt, no shoes, big red stripe down his face and headband with a feather in!
JAKE:
Well I hear it's all the fashion nowadays, amongst the young men. Saw one the other day His hair was all gone 'cept for some crazy stripe all down the middle.
BILL:
That don't make it right Jake. I mean, He doesn't say hello anymore. Do you know what he says?
JAKE:
I don't believe I do Bill.
BILL:
He looks at me, raises his hand, and says, How.
JAKE SHAKES HIS HEAD.
BILL: (CONT'D)
And if that's not bad enough, he calls himself Runs With Coyotes. Said he has the heart of the buffalo.
JAKE:
Runs With Coyotes? Shit Bill, that ain't no Christian name.
BILL:
Darn right it ain't. I tell you, the racket he and his friends listen to.
JAKE:
I hear them at night, where they do all that congregating. I see 'em too, their horses with no saddles and ridin' them all funny.
BILL:
It's not even proper singing, just a load of drums and talking.
JAKE:
More of a chant I'd say, but there sure as hell ain't no tune.
BILL:
I tell ya Jake, he ain't got no respect, called his own mother a Squaw, right to her face.
JAKE:
That ain't no good Bill, no good at all. What you gonna do about it?
BILL PRODUCES SOME BLANKETS
JAKE:
Smallpox? Jesus Bill. that's a bit....
BILL:
No it's his favourite blanket. I'm going to tell him I'll take it away if he doesn't start acting like a goddamn pioneer.
END.
