INT. VETS RECOVERY ROOM - DAY
THE VET IS TALKING TO 60 YEAR OLD MRS GOODY. A BLACK LABRADOR IS COMING AROUND ON THE VETS TABLE
VET:
Bobby is a very lucky dog Mrs Goody. We've stitched his head but he has concussion which might make him a bit amnesic for a while.
MRS GOODY - AS BOBBY LIFTS HIS HEAD, WAGGING HIS TAIL SLOWLY:
Oh Bobby, Lets get you home.
BOBBY:
Meow
INT. DOCTOR'S SURGERY.
DOCTOR: (speaking into phone)
He says he can't remember anything, hmmm... sounds like amnesia. Ok, send the patient in Miss Smith.
A MAN HOLDING AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF WHISKEY STUMBLES INTO THE DOCTOR'S ROOM.
DRUNK: (singing)
Shwing low, shweet chariot... I'm pissed doctor.
DOCTOR:
A Mr. Pissed is it? I don't think you're on our system.
DRUNK:
No, no, no. I can't remember my name 'cos I'm pissed.
DOCTOR:
How much have you had to drink?
DRUNK:
And while I'm here doc, my eyesight has deter, deteeer, dtrate... got worse.
DOCTOR:
I think a diagnosis of amnesia would be wrong in your case.
DRUNK:
Y'know doc, I was talking to my mate, we both wondered if that guy got double vision when he went on the razz?
DOCTOR:
Who?
DRUNK:
Cyclops.
DOCTOR:
I really wouldn't know or care. Your memory and eyesight problems have been caused by too much alcohol. Now, will that be all?
DRUNK:
Can you give me a hand?.... My car's got a flat tyre.
INT. SCIENCE LAB. DAY.
A MAN IN A PROTECTIVE SUIT (JOHNSON) WALKS TOWARDS A HEAVILY LOCKED DOOR. TWO MEN IN WHITE COATS APPROACH HIM.
MAN 1:
Now let's do this thing Johnson.
JOHNSON NODS.
MAN 2:
Ready Johnson?
JOHNSON NODS.
THE TWO MEN OPEN THE DOOR AND JOHNSON WALKS INTO A VERY BRIGHT ROOM THE OTHER SIDE.
MAN 2:
Are you sure this is worth the risk? The forces in that room could cause sudden memory loss at any minute.
MAN 2:
Don't worry he's a pro. If Johnson does suffer a sudden attack of amnesia, all he has to do is remember his training.
END.
Damn tough this week. I had to read them twice to come to a decision.
My vote goes to bigfella. The joke went off the cringeworthy scale.
Special mention to Badge because I was going to PM him and tell him that he hadn't posted.
Quote: alex mahon @ April 19 2010, 8:36 AM BSTDamn tough this week. I had to read them twice to come to a decision.
My vote goes to bigfella. The joke went off the cringeworthy scale.
Special mention to Badge because I was going to PM him and tell him that he hadn't posted.
I'd have voted you, if you DID PM Badge and forgot to post yourself >_<
Tough as always. I don't think there was a clear winner - so many good ones -Angie, Nigel, will cam and bigfella for me.
I'm going to go for NIGEL as I always give him a special mention but he somehow always eludes my vote.
AngieBaby
Kasm: simple but effective. (The sketch, not Kasm)
I've already put a vote in for Angiebaby next to my entry, but just in case it goes unnoticed - I vote for Angiebaby!
So why is no-one voting for my entry?!
The Mikado gets my vote for a perfectly executed take on a classic, but Sunshiney Steve has the makings of a very nice little sketch if he works it up a bit.
Steve Sunshine's made me laugh the most so he gets my vote.
Also liked Kasm's and MIkado's. Timbo also deserves a mention.
Tricky to choose but my vote goes to Gerry
Gerry, Otterfox & Nil did make me laugh.
But My vote goes to Will Cam.
Very difficult comp this time. I'm... going for one that I thought was very throw-away but also very brave. Badge.
(Maybe you were right about me, Gerry)
NIL PUTTERS
Again some very nice stuff coming out of these British Comedy Guide folk. This week my vote will be going to ANGIEBABY.