CAMERON IS TALKING TO SAM CAM
CAMERON
Oh darling I love you so very much. Now my little sweetie I want to ask you an itsy bitsy favour.
SAMCAM
You want to get me pregnant? No.
CAMERON
Oh you rotten cad. You've gone Liberal Democrat haven't you? You love that cutesy Nick Clegg.
SAMCAM
No you blithering posh f**k wit, I'm already pregnant.
CAMERON
Couldn't you get pregnant again? We need the votes.
SAMCAM
It doesn't work that way. I won't be giving birth for 9 months.
CAMERON
9 months? Well that's Labor for you in a conservative government all births would take place in 9 weeks.
SAMCAM
You really are an idiot.
CAMERON
Can I get you a drink?
HE GETS A BUCKET AND STARTS POURING GIN IT.
SAMCAM
No I'm pregnant. Wait I know what you're doing.
CAMERON
Well a mongy baby is worth a million votes, a dead mongy baby is worth 2 million atleast.
SAMCAM SLAPS HIM AND STORMS OFF.
DAVE
Damn I need a blond baby. Hey I know!
GETS OUT HIS MOBILE AND CALLS UP
Boris get over here. I'm going to fag you like I did in Eton.
BORIS WALKS ON AND BENDS OVER THE SOFA.
DAVE
Now let's make a proper conservative baby.