INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
A COMIC IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ROUTINE
COMIC 1:
I've had my ups, and by the look of the bint I was with last night, I've also had my Downs.
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
My daughter has Downs. Get off the stage.
THE COMIC WALKS OFF AND ANOTHER COMIC ENTERS THE STAGE
COMIC 2:
This war in Iraq is terrible, all those soldiers losing limbs. Looking on the bright side, we'll have a great team in the paraplegic Olympics.
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
My son was killed in Afghanistan. You're a f**king disgrace.
THE COMIC WALKS OFF AND ANOTHER COMIC ENTERS THE STAGE
COMIC 3:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
I own a farm, and one of my chickens has no legs. You're an insensitive c**t.
THE COMIC WALKS OFF
