WE SEE THROUGH A CAR WINDSCREEN, A MAN SAT THERE DRIVING.
THE RADIO IS ON.
RADIO
Time now for the travel, and it's slow moving on the M25
THE MAN REMAINS IMPASSIVE
RADIO
And a serious accident at junction 8 is causing a 7 mile tailback.
THE MAN STILL REMAINS IMPASSIVE AS HE SLOWS TO A HALT
RADIO
Extreme weather conditions have lead to treacherous conditions, with heavy rain....
HE'S IMPASSIVE AS HE PUTS ON THE WIPERS
....blizzards...
HE PUTS THE WIPERS ON FASTER AS SNOW FALLS
...and outbreaks of flaming fireballs .
HE REMAINS IMPASSIVE AS FIREBALLS BOUNCE OFF THE WINDSCREEN
RADIO
Also there are some major earthquakes and volcanoes, so do drive carefully.
HIS CAR SHAKES VIOLENTLY AND IS COVERED IN LAVA.
THE WIPERS CLEAR A PATCH FOR HIM TO LOOK OUT, STILL IMPASSIVE.
IT GOES QUIET AGAIN.
A CYCLIST COMES PAST HIM. THE MAN EXPLODES IN ANGER.
MAN
Bloody cyclists!