British Comedy Guide

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Robert van Winkles autopsy report

You filthy bastard.

What is the 21st century variant of the 70's legendary phrase "Ooh matron!"

I am hearing drums banging and flutes playing. I just looked out of my window and saw a sea of orange clad gentlemen.
As the young 'uns say nowadays. WTF?

How do Hare Krishnas f**k with those I dislike?

I was phyiscally sick and deeply aroused.

How did you enjoy 'Avatar'?

I thought I got rid of it.

And now the big eared, architecture hating, granny f**king prat wants to be king.

It's what Frankie Boyle said.

Goodnight.

That's why you should initially use sticky tape.

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