Why Charles won't be king.
You sick freak.
Interview the person before you - a game Page 3
What I said to lose my job at NHS direct.
I'm famous for it.
What was the rejected title for Gary Glitter's proposed autobiography
I swear, it was a complete accident!
Gordon Brown's election slogan.
Not there it hurts.
David Cameron's reaction when he peers over his wife's shoulder in the voting booth
I deleted him on facebook
Quote: James @ April 8 2010, 3:41 PM BSTWhen questioned what is Gordon Brown's latest defence for leading the country into recession?
Quote: James @ April 8 2010, 5:01 PM BSTI deleted him on facebook
What did Henry VIII reply when questioned as to his response to the Pope?
Oblong. But with spikes.
What is the proposed design for Malcolm McClaren's punk coffin?
We knocked the wall through and there it was!
Where did you find the inside of your house?
A pilots license, fishnet stockings and old Munster rugby jerseys for as far as the eye could see.
The Irish airforce equipment for deployment in Afghanistan.
Mandingo!
The Disappointing sequel to The Fly.
Only when I laugh.
What was the disappointing sequel to Rising Damp?
Meringue.
Now open me door.
What is that enchanting aroma?
You've done the old Switcheroo?
eh?
What preceeds b, c, d, e, f, g?
warmer than ice.