Much like Interview the person after you, only you're providing the answer with which you have been furnished by the prior post. So here's the answer, you provide the question, then an answer of your own for the next poster.
Iggy Pop, a Viviene Westwood belt and a box of cat litter.
Things David Bowie likes to choke himself with,
Jordan Jeremy Clarkson The Bubonic Plague
They've all f**ked lots of men.
A bundle of rags.
SlagA's writing and his wardrobe. He combines both in a sartorial maelstrom of cobblers.
Coffee that tastes of chimpanzee.
What Ben Fogle's bleeds.
Melted cheese and a straw hat.
What does a gay mouse want for Christmas?
Greasy protractors.
What's most likely to be found in your pencil case?
Southern fried chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road... in a Northerly direction?
Kamchatka.
Where will the global village be built for 2012?
Bender in a bun.
What would you get if Elton John fell into a bucket of arses?
Cleo Laine doing scat.
What is quite possibly the least visited adult website?
Finding half a worm in your apple?
What's the most distressing computer issue of the 21st Century?
The bottom of the sea.
Where do the french tend to place the cedilla?
(One of the very annoying traits of many Scots is their use of the word "yous" as second person plural.) So my question is this...
Why is "yous" not recognised as being grammaticaly correct, in the English language?
Because it isn't.
Why shouldn't I vote for the Conservatives as the party to sort out the economy.
Gordon Brown and a big bucket.