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Interview the person after you - a game

Interview the person after you.
I shall demonstrate by way of an example by replying to my own post.
Please note, I take no credit for the creation of this game, I simply nicked it from elsewhere-that's the power of the internet for you!! LOL :)
Here goes.

When will it stop raining?

Maybe when hell freezes over, in which case we'll have snow.

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How much chocolate did you eat at the weekend?

One wispa.

You?

one metric gramme of Green and Black's 100% = 1 weeks allowance of calories, however I did wash it down with diet cola which negates any calories from items consumed ten minutes prior, I believe...

What's you favourite song from the 1980s, and why?

Drive by the Cars
Because I like it more than any other song released during the 1980s.

Have you ever been asked to sign an Autograph?

It's a very long story, but a former friend attempted to have me autograph a power of attorney, when I was under the weather.

Tell me how you reacted the last time you twisted your ankle in public.

I reached down to rub it for just a second and the kid took the chance to run off!

Did you ever manage to fix your remote control?

Not yet, the police say they can't even retrieve it until the corpse has thawed.

What made you think that the Pope would consider fronting a campaign for Cilit Bang?

Because with new improved Cilit Bang you can banish allegations of child abuse right away with just one squirt!

Where did you find all that money?

I applied some wide-reaching efficiency savings to my annual prostitute budget in order to secure the recovery.

What will be your campaign slogan for the upcoming election?

Eat, drink and be merry, whilst you can afford to.

What is the biggest disadvantage had by snakes?

being unable to find anything that resembles a mac.

Does adding a question at a later stage, put this thread back on the recent threads list, and attract attention to a fun game?

Dunno.

Where were you on the night of the 31st?

unconscious

What's going on in Jordan?

Peter Andre fell in when he forgot to strap a plank to his arse.

I just won a boat trip to Israel.

Quote: John Mairs @ June 1 2010, 2:05 PM BST

Does adding a question ... attract attention to a fun game?

Definitely not. Unimpressed

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