The worlds stupidest man.

A FAMILY ARE LOOKING AROUND A SOFA SHOWROOM THEY CAREFULLY LOOK.

A MAN WALKS UPTO THEM.

MAN
Excuse I can't help but notice you were looking at sofas. Might I reccomend those ones, they're on sale. Who knows when that'll happen again?

FAMILY STOP AND POINT AT HIM IN SILENCE MOUTHS OPEN.

THE WHOLE SHOP HAS GONE SILENT SLOWLY THE WHOLE STORE TURNS AND POINTS AT HIM

MAN
Damn this is DFS isn't it?

MAN TRYS TO RUN 4 STAFF WRESTLE HIM ONTO A SOFA AND TIE HIM DOWN.

1000S OF PEOPLE POUR INTO THE SHOP STAFF CAREFULLY ORGANISE THEM SO THEY FILL THE SHOP. THEY ALL POINT SILENTLY AT HIM.

ALL THE LIGHTS GO OUT EXCEPT A SPOTLIGHT ON THE MAN.

TANNOY
Every one this is the only man in the world who thinks DFS sales are specials.

MAN(BROKEN)
I am the worlds stupidest man.

EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM, HE CRYS.

Another good one, Soots, but if he's the world's stupidest man he shouldn't realise it's DFS nor should he realise his mistake when it's pointed out to him. Ideally, he still shouldn't be aware of what everyone else knows. Insisting to the end, despite breaking down and pointing to the Sale signs.

Hmm I kinda worked on the basis that he was only really stupid about one thing. So he is quite smart but forgets to remember that DFS is a con operation.

Ah, now you've explained ignore me.

No if it wasn't clear it wasn't clear.

Damnation.

Perhaps you should've called it "SlagA - The world's stupidest man."?

I like it sooty. I agree with Slaga I'd have the man not knowing his stupidity throughout.