Come on! Get it off your chest. Have you ever set anyone up, done something you maybe should'nt have. Lets have your confessions.
Names can be changed to protect the poor bastards you wronged.
Come on You get rid of me in 5 days for 2 whole weeks. Unless of course I get tinternet connection.
It will give me something to giggle about, other than my man's um er thingy. Which I have made sure I will defo be seeing more of this Holiday. 
Heres one of mine.
When I was but a small cute thingy in first school, I used to get bullied by a Sarah Stevens. (real name). I am sure I have mentioned her before on here.
Anyhoo she would wee her knickers everyday and have to take them home in a clear plastic bag. On the way home she would jump me and my friend Amanda & rub her pissy knickers in our face. Then she would punch us both in the gut & ran off. This girl was huge. This went on for a few years till the stench in our noses became a constant smell of piss. I could never understand her. Why would she advertise "I pissed my self again & again for two whole years". Anywahey eventualy my friend & I got wise and battered her. End of the bullying.
When I was 12 I tried my first and only attempt at theft. I rammed a lipcote in my bag. I was caught & the police were called. When it came to giving my details I gave Pissy Steven's. I was told the officers were going to visit my parents later that day.
I didnt hear from Pissy Stevens for a few weeks. It was the summer holidays. Eventualy she turned up on the swing at the park, pissing as she swung. The police had informed her mother and she had been grounded.
Oh the Joy. From that day on, any trouble I did get into with the law I gave my details as Sarah Stevens. Nothing major. Just being drunk & disorderly, holding up Marlow high st, being gobby, yardey yarder. Eventualy though the game was up when Pissy was accused of something in Marlow wherte we lived, when she had been in Devon with her mum.
Luckily they didnt know it was me but I no longer had my false identity.
Shame that.
Anyhoo Pissy & I later became reasonably good friends. We both had babies. She pissed herself in labour.
Poor Gal will forever be known throughout Marlow where she still resides, as Pissy Stevens.
Pissy I am sorry for the 15 weeks you would have spent grounded for my wrongs.
NOT.........
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
