Apparently it's all legal too
iPhone Now Performs Marriage.
iDo?
Just to add to that.
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/
Google do go all-out with their japes.
Ew.
Why would you want to put your phone on your parts? That seems wrong.
Maybe the man who undoubtedly came up with it would merrily go on using his phone after he'd stuck it up his arse.
Most people, I think, have a little bit more class. 
More than the 259 people who have rated it in the iPhone App Store?
People are just... wrong.
Mucky wrongness. Telecomunicational devices and sex toys should never mix.
I wonder if a lady's part, while being pleasured as above, has ever managed to dial another iPhone in a similar position?
It certainly wouldn't be the first time one ****'s chatted to another on one of those things.
*trombone*
Excellent idea. I imagine women who know me getting my picture up, setting the phone to vibe factor 10 and sticking me up there while on their way to work, to put them in a good mood for the unimaginable dulness ahead. Yes, a thoroughly functional piece of software that makes females' lives even better and easier than they already are. Can't believe there are moaning minnies among you, it's even free!
Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ October 17 2010, 12:51 PM BSTI wonder if a lady's part, while being pleasured as above, has ever managed to dial another iPhone in a similar position?
It certainly wouldn't be the first time one ****'s chatted to another on one of those things.
And, on that note . . .