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Welsh rugby legend JPR Williams has been banned after being caught drink-driving. He attempted to lower a breathalyser reading by sucking a two pence piece, completely misunderstanding the advice that you will get off if you 'suck coppers'.
Areas of Wales labelled as 'poorer than Eastern Europe' have become more prosperous, claims First Minister Carwyn Jones. For the increased prosperity, he added his thanks to Polish and Romanian migrant workers.
Wales has the potential to generate twice its electricity needs from renewable sources within 15 years, say Environment Minister Jane Davidson. Or even three times as much, if Gavin Henson turns off his sunbed.
Tryfan in Snowdonia is set to be re-measured and may lose its status as a mountain. After a spate of reassignments, including that of ex-planet Pluto, Martyn Williams is said to be worried about a reassignment of his position as an 'international rugby player'.
An Ystrad family have found the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite. 'It's amazing!' said the finder. 'I genuinely would've expected him to hate Marmite. It's not kosher.'
Two Rhyl residents have come up with a plan to tackle nuisance seagulls: training falcons. The falcons will be trained to buy chips and ice-cream and then goad the seagulls.
The four Welsh police forces will be receiving report cards for their work from now on. All have been marked 'fair' for 'confidence and satisfaction' so there's room for improvement in those areas. Mind you, A+ in racism, so no additional studying required there.
Mental health problems are costing Wales £7.2bn a year, a report claims. They should only employ schizophrenics; that would save costs by at least half.
£2.2million is to be spent improving five travellers' sites, the Wales assembly has said. Finally, it appears the M4 is going to get the investment it needs.
A simulator where complex, forensic scenarios can be mocked up is to be opened at a Welsh University. Auditions for CSI: Glamorgan will take place on Wednesday at 2pm.