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The Bill Axed! Page 2

Quote: zooo @ March 27 2010, 12:45 PM GMT

Is PC Garfield still in it? He had the same name as my cat.

Tiddles?

Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ March 27 2010, 12:05 PM GMT

What happened to ITV wanting to use Product Placement? Is that still going ahead?

Yes, it is.

I'm not sure it's going to solve ITV's problems but I'm kinda curious all the same.

Means we'll have a range of shorter run crime serials probably.

I'd much rather see that than another soap - please let this sound the death knell for all soaps.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 27 2010, 3:21 PM GMT

I'd much rather see that than another soap - please let this sound the death knell for all soaps.

Continuing Dramas, as they like to be called, still get big ratings and are likely with us for a long time yet.

That's the poncy self reverential title that those tossers at the BBC came up with to con us into thinking we're getting quality instead of cheap easy to make crap. They attract high viewings not by being good to watch but by insidiously becoming part of a lot of lonely people's lives, whereby the characters become the loyal friends the viewer has never had because they're too busy sitting on their harris watching their favourite soaps.

Quote: Marc P @ March 27 2010, 3:09 PM GMT

Means we'll have a ranger of shorter run crime serials probably.

*Marc phones up his rights' agent and urges them to lobby ITV drama producers* ;)

I think you're mistaking soaps for the internet.

I read this on another site...

Ah, for the days when every episode of The Bill consisted of Burnside and the rest of CID trying to catch a villain, only for uniform to nick said villain for some minor motoring offence or other.

Then there would be a scene where one of CID would overhear a couple of plods talking about the villain: "Hang on Reg, did you just say 'John McBurglar'?" "Yes guv, we got him in the cells now!". End of episode. It worked and it filled half an hour.

Sums up the show rather well.

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 27 2010, 4:05 PM GMT

*Marc phones up his rights' agent and urges them to lobby ITV drama producers* ;)

;)

Not watched the Bill since I was a kid, still rather upset about it going, like Woolworths or channel 5 porn night.

Quote: Paul W @ March 28 2010, 9:41 AM GMT

channel 5 porn night.

I still miss the two Shannons': Whirry and Tweed. :(

Two massive shows I've never really watched are The Bill and Mr. Bean. I can count the amount of times I've watched the former on one hand.

According to Broadcast, ITV are set to replace The Bill with a medical drama. Oh to have the cutting-edge creative mind of a TV executive!

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