ISAAC NEWTON IS SITTING UNDER A TREE THINKING.
HE LOOKS AT THE TREE AND PONDERS.
AN APPLE LANDS ON HIS HEAD.
HE RUBS IT AND HOLDS HIS HAND UP IN THE AIR TO SHOW HE HAS HAD A REVELATION
HE QUICKLY WRITES SOMETHING HIS BOOK.
HE SEE'S AN APPLE FLY UP IN THE AIR, THEN ANOTHER, THEN HALF A DOZEN.
HE TEARS UP HIS WRITING AND STORMS OFF.
WE SEE THE WORLD'S MOST IMMATURE TIME TRAVELLER HIDING BEHIND THE TREE HE IS FIRING APPLES UP INTO THE AIR WITH A POTATO GUN.