British Comedy Guide

Group Lesson

A classroom full of small children (5 year olds) are discussing the collective term for groups of different animals etc

TEACHER
Alan

ALAN
What about bee's Miss?

TEACHER
Bee's have a few Alan but mainly you would say a swarm of bee's or a hive of bee's.

JESSICA
What about alpacas Miss?

TEACHER
Good one Jessica, that would be a herd of alpacas.

JAMES
Miss what about fish do they have a group?

TEACHER
Oh yes James, that would be a school of fish.

JONAS
Is that like us Miss, cause we're a school and there is lots of us.

TEACHER
(laughing) You could say that Jonas, yes.

GILES
Miss, what would you call a group of politicians.

TEACHER
Ahh. Well, they would be a bunch of -

The bell rings

Made my whole collective laugh. I liked it.

Hahaha, nice one!

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