This is a quick one I've had in my head and thought I'd get it out. Although you may wish I hadn't
INT. FARMYARD BARN. DAY.
A MAN (MAN 1) IS PILING UP BAILS OF HAY. SOMEONE (MAN 2) ENTERS THE BARN HE IS COVERED IN WATER AND SOAP BUBBLES.
MAN 1:
What the hell have you been doing?
MAN 2:
I think I worked out a way to clean all the wild pigs.
MAN 1:
Hogwash.
END.
