INT. LIVING ROOM SCENE.
A WOMAN IS SAT WATCHING TV WHILST A MAN IS BROWSING ON HIS LAPTOP.
LAPTOP VOICE: (COMPUTERISED)
Google, Google, Google. I'm sick and bloody tired of Google and don't get me started about porn... The traffic online today is relentless, I've had enough... Broadband my arse, dial-up, those were the days. I'd give anything to be back to that era... If I could get my hands on that Tim Berners-Lee, ruddy great smartarse... I'm so unhappy, boo hoo!
WOMAN:
In God's name, what website are you on love?
MAN:
None, the internet's down.
only noticed it was the laptop talking on second read. Got some silent mirth from it.
