Hey all..the forum seems a little dead so I've worked on a doctor doctor type number and think it's a nice setup for everyone to throw their tuppence worth at for the final punchline:
Pete and his wife Ellen enter the doctors room.
DOCTOR
Mr White. Please, take a seat. I'm afraid it's bad news.
Mr. White covers his face as his wife comforts him.
ELLEN
Is it cancer? tell me it's not cancer
DOCTOR
It's not cancer
ELLEN
Oh thank god
DOCTOR
It's much worse
ELLEN
What!? Worse than cancer?
DOCTOR
Yes. I'm afraid you have a serious case of Creditcrunchitess Mr White.
ELLEN
Oh my god. No. Not my Pete. Is there nothing you can do doctor, nothing?!?
DOCTOR
Well. There is one thing.
ELLEN
What!?
DOCTOR
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