A man picks up his phone and dials 999.
Man
There is hundreds of them.
Policeman
Calm down sir. Now, what seems to be the problem.
Man
Shooting. Everywhere. They won't stop.
Policeman
Shooting sir?
Man
Yes!! If they don't stop soon someone is going to get killed.
Policeman
Well if I can just take your details sir.
Man
Their everywhere. There is loads of them.
Policeman
Sir, please, if you can remain calm we can -
Man
You're not here! I'll be lucky if I've got a home by the end of today.
Policeman
Sir, please. If you can tell me your address we'll have officers out straight away.
Man
Oh, no, wait. It's okay. Panic over. Their out of ammunition.
CUT TO : The man is looking out the window. There is a bunch of ball marks on his window and footballs scattered in his garden. Kids stand on the other side of the garden.