A Jehovah Witness stands in the middle of a street, Messiah-like, hands in the air. Thunder roars as lightening pierces the sky.
Jehovah Witness
The Apocalypse is upon us! The time has come people! God shall smite all those who sin! repent now and -
CUT TO: God rolling his eyes. He is playing the Wii - we see the Jehovah on his creen. He chops across the screen. Return to the Jehovah, who's head is being severred.
God (punching the air)
Yes!
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