Here's my gangster rap on the Falklands dispute starring Brown and Millerband
To the tubne of Boats 'n' Hoes from Step Brothers
Intro:
Sheep 'n' Gas, I gotta have me more Sheep 'n' gas.
Chorus:
(Sheep'n', Gas 'n' Sheep, I gotta have me more Sheep'n'gas,.) x2
Millerband
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the Belgrano, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.
Brown
Thatcho, Millerband, the royal navy, you
wont go down 'cause my dick can float!
Millerband
We sail 'round the country and go port to port, everytime I fail I produce a report.
Brown:
Put on your life vest, I'm a wanker, theres a nice reporter, I'd like to skank her.
Chorus:
(Sheep'n', Gas 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more Sheep'n'gas,.) x2
Millerband
Deadliest Thatch, on the very cheap, We got our own gas don't, call the Arabs!
Brown
I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Millerband
Raise up the tax, However unfair you'll be amazed when when we bomb from the air
Brown
Pull up the anchor cause we're retaking Falklands, get below deck with your dick in Millerband!
Chorus:
Original
Intro:
Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
Huff:
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.
Doback:
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my dick can float!
Huff:
We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.
Doback:
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.
Chorus:
(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
Huff:
Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
Doback:
I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Huff:
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!
Doback:
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand!
Chorus:
It's a bit childish and rude really. Try pitching it to BBC Three.
