If I had a hammer

VO

And now Peter Sutcliffe sings!

PETER

If I had a hammer

I'd hammer in the awnings

I'd hammer in the evening

All over this land

I'd hammer without danger

My hammer need no warning

I'd keep my hammer away from the mothers and the sisters

All over this land

If I had a knife

I'd sheath it in the morning

I'd sheath it in the evening

All over this land

I'd blunt out danger

I'd sing out good morning

I'd sing out my love for all the mothers and the sisters

All over this land

If I had a song

I'd shriek it in the morning

I'd shriek it in the evening

All over this land

I'd be no danger

There'd be no warning

I'd sing out the thud between my hammer and the sisters

Blood all over my hands

Well I've got a hammer

And I've got a knife

And I've got a song to sing

All over this land

It's the hammer of bust teeth

It's the knife of bleed 'em

It's the song about blood around the mothers and the sisters

All over my gland

I found that spectactularly distasteful. And it wasn't funny. Very disappointing.

A review of my life it would appear.

I'm a fan of dark comedy but it went a bit to far and it's not even funny.

Oh I dunno it's fit for Newsrevue but not much else.

Besides it's all got a narrative process.

Sorry Soot, but I would give Norway the points before this.