So I'm not the biggest fan of "gags" but what the hell I'm bored and I bet this thread will be more successful then everyone thinks 
Q: Why did the beach blush?
A: Because the Seaweed.
Knock knock! Who's there? A jokes thread.
Hmmmmm! My favourite of all time, that did actualy make me wewe a little in my panties is.............
What sings badly and lives in a tree.............
Des o conker.
I we weed. I truly did. As a massive non fan of this slimey yukky horridly unfunny bugger it did amuse me greatly
I enjoy this
knock knock
Whos there
Pile up
Think about the next line.
It quite describes the joke.
Knock knock
who's there
biggish
biggish who
not today thanks
(everybody rolls around with laughter, someone does a little wee, and i get a huge round of appluase)
What's green and hangs off trees?
Leaves.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
What's brown, got wheels and goes out 100 mph
A monkey on a motorcycle.
Oh the sheer hilarity of it all.
Did you hear the one about the gay boxer?
Kept going down in the third round.
Why do Elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
What's brown and sticky?
A piece of poo.
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out yer underpants?
Yer mum. (Yes I know it's old)
Doctor, Doctor! I've got a steering wheel down my pants!
What's the problem?
It's driving me nuts!
Did you hear about the man who invented the clockwork jock strap?
He wound up a nut case.
Moved to general as it's not really for critique.
What's pink and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with slashed armbands.
What's green and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool?
The same baby a month later.
These are my three favorite
A boy died while in a big bowl of cerial on an advert set.
He was pulled under by a strong current.
A clown was fired from the circus.
Hes suing for fun fair dismissal.
I've got a great Knock Knock joke but you have to start it...
Who's there?
The best way to ruin a knock knock joke is as follows.
"knock knock"
"come in, it's on the catch"
I hate the cocky bastards that do that.
Who's there?