BRIAN SEWELL IS ON THE STAGE.
BRIAN
Good evening I'm Brian Sewell and I am considerably posher than you. Tonight I would like to share with you a wonderous, splendiferous, mangiferous event in the world of arts.
The comic. Yes now Superman and Batman are worth over a million pounds. I declare them art.
But tonight I will be sharing the works of a little known British artistic enclave. The enclave of Viz.
BRIAN BRINGS OUT A COPY OF VIZ.
Look at this noble, heroic, figure. Naked save only for the humblest of under garbing. They're bright red, hue, shows the nobility of his heart. Surely Felix's underpants are truly amazing.
And if we look further. We see this, bold, daring, intemperate experiment in visual depth. This characters are impossible nay unfeasable. Truly Buster has unfeasably large gonads.
And what's this one. Broad of a shoulder, strong of arm a modern day Hercules. Biffa Bacon truly is a modern day David. To be embraced by those mighty, thews, or told to fook off.
You must excuse me arts fans. I feel a need to Tracy Emmin my bedsheets.
BRIAN RUNS OFF THE STAGE.