2 KIDS ON STAGE BEING TAUGHT BY A TEACHER.
KID1
A,B,C,errrr G?
TEACHER
No! That's very bad you numbskull.
KID2
A,B,F
TEACHER
No you f**k wit. You're thicker than a monk's spunk!
KID1
Miss you're mean it's really hard to get it right.
TEACHER
Shut up you moron. If you social workers ven't remember the names of the kids on the at risk register you're all getting detention.
"Thicker the monk's spunk" - I like it. If it's original I like it even more.
Wicked!
DEFINALTY, feeling the monks spunk...hold on, I shouldn't have said that. should I?
Quote: sootyj @ February 28 2010, 8:43 AM GMT2 KIDS ON STAGE BEING TAUGHT BY A TEACHER.
KID1
A,B,C,errrr G?TEACHER
No! That's very bad you numbskull.KID2
A,B,FTEACHER
No you f**k wit. You're thicker than a monk's spunk!KID1
Miss you're mean it's really hard to get it right.TEACHER
Shut up you moron. If you social workers ven't remember the names of the kids on the at risk register you're all getting detention.
It's very good, but...
Should KID2 address the "teacher" as "Miss"? Because they aren't really kids and a teacher are they?
And the final line has some sort of typo after "social workers". I'm not sure the final bit works either, because you've actually revealed they aren't kids so it needs something else along the lines of "If you social workers can't remember the names of the kids on the at risk register then xxxxxxxxx." Where xxxxxx is a pithy Sootyj swipe at the social care system.
Good stuff, though.
Thanks time to edit and send it off.
And do a sketch about Jordan whoring Harvey to paedo_roast_piglet_fetishists.
Hey hey it's great to be Sootyj
Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2010, 8:02 PM GMTAnd do a sketch about Jordan whoring Harvey to paedo_roast_piglet_fetishists.
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It's a topical spin on her dressing her 2 year old to look like Gary Glitter's dream girl.
Oh, yes remember the pics now, so much moves so fast with the mesmerising Katie and Andre story 
Like a stream of diareara falling down a steep slope.
I enjoyed this one SootyJ.
Good stuff.