WOMAN WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A PRAM
A LITTLE OLD LADY LOOKS IN THE PRAM SMILES, THEN SCOWLS, THEN VOMITS IN THE PRAM.
WOMAN WITH PRAM PASSES BY ABORTION CLINC, PROTESTORS WITH PLACARDS PROTEST OUTSIDE
THEY GATHER ROUND THE PRAM.
THEN WALK OFF AND BIN THEIR SIGNS
WOMAN WITH PRAM WALKS ALONG A BRIDGE A MAN IS WAITING TO JUMP OFF.
HE CLIMBS OFF THE BARRIER AND LOOKS IN THE PRAM, HE SMILES THEN HIS FACE FREEZES IN TERROR
HE RUNS BACK TO THE BRIDGE AND VAULTS OFF HEAD FIRST.
Sounds like one ugly baby. Can't decide if I want a little something at the end or If it's fine the way it is. Good though. Would laugh if I saw it.
You're right at the punch, but I want to see some more of the ugly little blighter
Agree, this could be a cheeky little runner. As long as we never see the baby. Could the suicide guide try to throw the baby off the bridge after seeing it?
I like it. I would change the barrier guy though - didn't think he fitted in quite as well as the others.
A WOMAN IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET PUSHING A PRAM
A CAT JUMPS ONTO THE HOOD OF THE PRAM, IT LOOKS INTO THE BODY OF THE PRAM AND FALLS IN SUPPOSEDLY FROM SHOCK
THE CAT FLYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND RUNS UP A TREE AND HISSES AT THE PRAM
THE CAT'S HAIR STANDS ON END SO VIOLENTLY IT'S HAIR EXPLODES OFF OF IT'S BODY LEAVING IT BALD AND ENRAGED
THE WOMAN PUSHES THE PRAM UNDER A TREE AS SHE WALKS PAST A GREAT MANY PIGEONS AND SQUIRRELS FALL STUNNED FROM THE TREE
THE WOMAN PUSHES THE PRAM UP AN "URBAN STREET" DAVID CAMERON IS DOING ONE OF HIS MAN OF THE PEOPLE BULLSHIT ATTEMPTS TO MIX WITH COMMON TYPES.
HE LEANS OVER THE PRAM PURSING HIS FEMINE LIPS.
A SHEET OF THICK GREEN FLYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND COATS HIS SMUG LINE LESS ETONIAN HEAD.
Quote: Craig H @ February 26 2010, 4:56 PM GMTI like it. I would change the barrier guy though - didn't think he fitted in quite as well as the others.
Good point, I suppose I'm looking for the best 3 sort of thing.
Like animals falling from the tree. If I saw it I would assume a bad smell rather than ugliness though.
Maybe if the birds flew around the pram looking in?
Something like that, yeah. In my mind this is a little bit like a Disney scene with all the animals flocking round the baby with happy music, so I put them on the actual pram looking at the baby.
I loved it.
I've got an ugly baby sketch somewhere, but it's too long & the baby in mine is merely hideous.
Would make a nice runner.
I see a vicar attempting a drowning at a Christening
I like the image of people protesting outside the abortion clinic and giving up their fight when they see the baby. A bit mean, but would be funny. Had a very cartoony feel to it, have you got any plans for it?
Nah I had the idea and typed it up.
Unless anyone else fancies giving us a hand?
Quote: sootyj @ February 26 2010, 8:17 PM GMTUnless anyone else fancies giving us a hand?
Sorry, I can't help you.
Liked this Sooty.
But wasn't so keen on the final gag, why would the man climb back to view the baby? Maybe come up with something else as the third and final gag?
I like Steve's drowning at the Christening routine.