Quote: zooo @ February 26 2010, 12:33 PM GMTFree travel around London for Londoners. Only the visitors pay.
Other way round 
If I was Prime Minister... Page 2
Nooooooooooo!
Get rid of all the oranges that are too difficult to peel.
Make Boris Johnson my Chancellor.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2010, 12:04 PM GMTWell then you'd being paying £8 to enter and walk inanely all over the pavements, get trapped in tube/bus doors, stand on the wrong side of the elevator, take photos of traffic lights, and just basically annoy the hell out of people who have to work and live here.
I think you mean escalator.
Quote: Gavin @ February 26 2010, 12:28 PM GMTDelete Slough.
Make it illegal to be French.
Dig a big (6-lanes each way) motorway tunnel from Barnet to Croydon.
No mention of class (as in working, middle, upper) - which class you think you are, what a bunch of tossers are from another class...I tell you, Brits are obsessed with it!
Quote: billwill @ February 26 2010, 1:51 PM GMTDig a big (6-lanes each way) motorway tunnel from Barnet to Croydon.
Do motor way works over night only. Leaving it free and at full speed in the day.
Also increase speed limit on motorway to 90.
Bring back the stocks for ASBO twats.
I'd declare a state of emergency and stay in power indefinitely.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 26 2010, 2:04 PM GMTBring back the stocks for ASBO twats.
Was trading on ASBO twats suspended?
Quote: SlagA @ February 26 2010, 3:19 PM GMTI'd declare a state of emergency and stay in power indefinitely.
Careful. You'll give Gordon Brown ideas.
I'd build a gigantic offshore windfarm to power my doomsday device.
Quote: SlagA @ February 26 2010, 3:19 PM GMTI'd declare a state of emergency and stay in power indefinitely.
Was trading on ASBO twats suspended?
Any banker paid a bonus would be forced to introduce themselves by placing their fingers in the corners of their mouth and trying to say "I'm a banker" (but inevitably pronouncing it "wanker") over and over. Infringers would be castrated with a hedge strimmer on the Saturday lottery.
Make Jeremy Kyle Home Secretary !