Celebrity Take Me Out - A new sketch

Announcer: Please welcome your host: Paddy McGuinness!

Paddy McGuinness: Hello! Thank you! Thank you! Hello and welcome to a special edition of Take Me Out, where we will be introducing some very charming knights to woo our fair ladies! Yes, there will be some very popular faces out here tonight, looking for love in this one-off CELEBRITY edition!

*Rules are then explained* (for those of you who don't watch, its basically an even cheesier version of Blind Date..)

Paddy McGuinness: Okay, so ladies, I want to introduce our very first man up for grabs - LET THE PORK MEET THE PIE!

*The elevator comes down and reveals a familiar face to everybody, shocked looks are exchanged*

Paddy McGuinness: Yes! Introducing the one, the only.. Tiger Woods!!

*NOTE - works with the growing number of male celebrities, e.g. John Terry, Vernon Kay, Chris Tarrant, Ashley Cole - as they are all filthy, filthy boys

Also at the bit where they do something to impress the girls, followed by a catchphrase, Tiger's could be him demonstrating his putting techniques and then he says: "I just love to sink those birdies" - that would go down a treat!

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Bumping after 45 mins?!

It's a bit of a half idea. Where would the humour come from? Give us an example, apart from the putting one.

The humour would come from the fact that they all cheated and are looking for more girls I'll try to think of more catchphrases haha

Nice idea, but don't think it really flys....

Bumping after 45mins is abit of a cheat too......

It would work better if it was a little more clever.

Even a short sketch on the idea of changing the format of the show to "Text me Out" where rude texts are received and the girls have to decide whether to stay in or not depending on whats said.... then reveal the celebrity?