Just to let you know that there will be an OFAH convention on the November 5th in Essex. I'm definitely going! 
For more info go to: http://www.ofah.net/
Only Fools And Horses Convention
Edit: I'm an immature pillock.
I was genuinely upset to receive yet another barrage of abuse from everyone's favourite 16 year old retard and his inbred mates. Some of those things they said about my Mum and my dead Grandmother were really uncalled for. Sob.
It's good to know that my taxes go towards 'educating' these thick wankers. In more enlightened times than ours, they would have been shoved up a chimney at the age of 10. Nowadays, they sit around in community colleges, retaking their GCSEs and delaying the inevitable for a couple of years - a job in the local kebab shop and a lifetime of bitterness and ignorance.
Im sorri Whheler, ive tken so mny anal poundings dis week I's dont no wot time of day it is. I really got a sore asshle and dem shit for brains and know misteake.