So those Argentinians think they can take OUR Falkland Islands? Molest our sheep? Steal our wooly hats?
Well I say no and no again.
How can the BRITISH Comedy Guide help our British Forces give these foreigns what for?
I propose the following sanctions.
1 Refuse to review or watch any Argentinian sitcoms.
2 Refuse to make any jokes about Diego Maradona, Tango Dancing or barges on the river Tyne.
We should have another Falklands War. It was such a nice neat one, not like the ones now.
Exactly and so much more press friendly.
Other good wars we could recreate? The Boer war, 100 years war, the Cod wars!
Robot Wars.
Let's send 'em Thatcher, see how they like it.
War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
Let's send Chas and Dave.
Gertcha!
(It'll be the excuse to bring them back together like in Pearl Harbour)
I thought this thread was going to inform me about the imminent return of Noel's House Party. I'm hugely disappointed.
Gotcha!
Now could you help Mr Blossy decorate a hospice?
This is all the fault of Hollywood, they're running out of war movies to maek so they're setting up new ones, with their favourite resource, OIL!
What's all this talk of war?
Let's just do what we did in Word War II and give Jersey to the enemy. The Argies probably have as much right to it as we do to the Falklands anyway.