British Comedy Guide

Therapy Group

INT. DAY - THERAPY GROUP

[A NEW WOMAN CALLED ALISON HAS JOINED THE GROUP. SHE STANDS UP AND SPEAKS TO THE OTHER PEOPLE.]

ALISON
I've no idea how it started. I guess it was just an interest at first, which gradually grew into an obsession. As you all know, something as serious as this is absolutely unforgivable, and I know that a lot of you consider it a crime. A sin even. I just feel so ashamed at what I have become. But I feel that coming here and talking things over with people in a similar situation will really help me.

[THE OTHER PEOPLE CLAP.]

ALISON
I'm sorry. I need the toilet.

[ALISON LEAVES THE ROOM AND CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND HER. ON THE DOOR, THERE IS A SIGN SAYING: 'DANIEL O'DONNELL FANS ANONYMOUS'.]

Haha my Grandma loves him.. funny :)

Maybe have a few other references to Daniel O'Donnell? Get some more jokes out of it. Because at the minute the name on that sign could be replaced by anybody.

Overall, nice setup but not the best punch.

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