Here was my take on the millions of sketches they must have received on this.
I was running out of ideas week-upon-week!
Anyway, I'm glad that's over -- I'm sick of reading the papers and declare an official 'no-news' sabbatical for me.
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Toyota Recall
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MILES:
Now, we all know the car in front is a Toyota. Not only is it in front, but it's pulling away at a fairly rapid rate. Now it's a dot. Oh. Oh dear, the burning ball of tangled metal in front is a Toyota...
F/X:MOVIE TRAILER EFFECTS
V/O GUY:
Sometimes nothing is what it seems...
F/X:APOCALYPTIC NOISES
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a man implanted with false memories...
F/X:BOOM
He doesn't remember - going to Japan!
F/X:BOOM
He doesn't remember - meeting the car manufacturer!
F/X:BOOM
He doesn't remember - demanding all Californians drive hybrids!
F/X:BOOM BOOM BOOM
Toyota Recall!
The action just gets faster and faster with no slowing down!
Toyota Recall!
Coming to a car dealership near you, soon... And fast!
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