I am pissed and going to be really unfunny and say this next line...........................
I brought some bacon and there was no Kev-in it.
God i am so Hill---ari----arse. Dont you just wanna wrap me up & send me straight through the doors of BBC 50.
PLEASE MARK...HELLO Marky woooooo, Barr me please from any comms whilst I am under the influence. Wankyou much..xx
Edited not because i sobered up but due to the capital of Mark.
PS anyone ever been there????
Sorry this is awful. Send me to the gallows............
