Zulu
It's like an International Eistedfodd that turns nasty.
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Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2011, 11:37 AM BSTThe Godfather
American remake of Steptoe and Son
Love it.
I can just imagine Marlon Brando having a bath in the kitchen sink - washing himself with Ajax powder - while Al Pacino says disdainfully: "You dirty old Don".
The horse's head in the bed scene could get messy; if the cart is still attached to Hercules.
Fight Club
Brad Pitt looks at Meatloaf's tits and then plays with himself
The Green Mile
The biggest bloke in the world sits in old sparky while a mouse becomes immortal, the floor is green but it isn't really a whole mile long.
'cacoon'
O.A.P.'s in a swimming pool.
'Gremlins'
Menacing 'rug-rats' invade a house.
god burger
bad film
Sound of Music
Ex-nun is on the run for destroying some curtains and kidnaps a bunch of kids.
The Sound of Music
Nuns vs Nazis
The Great Escape
Mostly they don't.
Phone booth.
He doesn't die.
Wizard of Oz
girl has a nightmare then wakes up
end.
Dr No
Git saves the world. Scope for sequels.
Dirty Harry:
Forgetful cop fails to keep track of his ammunition.
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
Old woman beats her best mate up
The Dambusters: Plane drops a bomb that makes a mess everywhere...