Jackass - the movie
some men arse around in their underpants
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Shanghai Noon
Chap from China goes to America.
Chariots Of Fire
Posh blokes go for a run
Forrest Gump
Thick guy goes for a run.
(Never actually seen this film)
Schindler's List: Nazi businessman let's a few Jews work in his factory.
Basic Instinct: Sharon Stone shows her fanny.
Rocky: Retard gets lucky.
The Silence Of The Lambs: Serial killer makes a weird sniffing sound.
The Passion Of The Christ: He dies in the end.
The Exorcist: Crucifix dildos and green vomit. What's not to love?
Ses Lives Of The Potato Men: A film about the sexual antics of a group of potato delivery men in Birmingham, starring Mackenzie Crook and Johnny Vegas, funded by the UK Film Council.
'Sophies Choice'
Kills the girl.
PS are these meant to be very short or not apllicable?
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
It's like Confessions of a Milkman, btut with potatoes
Scott Pilgrimm Vs The World.
FX laden Nerdgasm, nothing happens very loudly. Has Micheal Cera in it. Case closed.
Little Shop of Horrors
Big plant eats people and sings about it.
Matrix
We all live in a computer. Hugo Weaver will never get away from this role.
The Omen
Dad attempts to kill boy with behavioural problems.
The Magnificent Seven
Remake of Japanes film but with more Mexicans.
Guns in the Afternoon
Old, like really old, cowboys gatecrash a wedding.
The Truman Show
It's got Jim Carrey in it.
The Man Who Wasn't There.
A man who works as a barber, but wants to get into the dry-cleaning business.
The Godfather
American remake of Steptoe and Son
Transporter.
Jason Stathem fights in oil. Seriously check it out!
Escape to Victory
Top footballers try not to piss themselves at Sly Stallone playing in goal.
Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
Minder for twats
Back To The Future
Talk to the strange man who lives by himself like you were told not to, and your mum will try and rape you.
Spider-Man
Seeing your uncle die will make you wear lycra.
Fight Club
Being subjected to soap manufacturing will make you build an army, shoot half your face off and make you a unique, but not beautiful, snowflake.
Dan