Thelma & Louise:
Two birds fail to realise that their place is in the kitchen, with tragic consequences.
Pitch a good film - badly Page 6
Carry on Seargeant is the first of 30 prequels to Carry on Emmannuelle
Lost in Translation
A middle aged man meets a young woman in Tokyo and nothing happens. (Actually come to think of it, that was a crap film.)
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2011, 2:08 PM BSTWell, yes, that was the idea.
No, changing the word 'loner' to 'perv'...
Er, the moment's gone.
'Cape Fear'
Paedo' on a boat.
Would that be a paedelo. Ooh sorry about that. 
Last Tango In Paris - Extremely complex and ambiguous movie about er, a recently widowed man going through a midlife crisis, who for a bit of company takes in a pussy, one of those big shaggy ones. He can't stop stroking it. The puss is owned by a film director who gets the man to do an advert for butter with his beloved feline. Think I've got it about right.
Quote: Tim Azure @ July 10 2011, 7:00 PM BSTNo, changing the word 'loner' to 'perv'...
Er, the moment's gone.
Oh I seeeeeeeee.
The Terminator
He's a door to door salesman from the future and he's selling death.
Star Trek - The Motion Picture
OAP's from various nations go on a day trip
in space
Star Trek - The Search For Spock
One of the OAP's wanders off on his own and gets lost
Star Trek Generations
To boldly go where the old crew have gone before, 6 times.
Out of Africa
Man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head was transplanted onto the man.
Moonwalker
You will believe a child molester can turn into a robot.
Braveheart
The Scottish rebel against the English by lifting their kilts.
Snow white and the seven dwarves
Bonny lass lives with 7 short-arses
Bambi
Kid chooses sex over avenging his mum's murder