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Pitch a good film - badly Page 5

Superman

A bumbling newspaper reporter wears pants over a suit in his spare time.

Starship Troopers
Nazis in space starring Doogie Howser.

Debbie Does Dallas
She most certainly does.

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

A aged loner entices children to his factory with promises of sweets.

Avatar- It's pretty blue

The Shawshank Redemption.

There's a guy in jail, you don't know if he did it, but he escapes.

12 Angry Men:
Chav gets away with murder.

Raiders of the lost ark:
Man finds a box and stores it safely in a warehouse.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2010, 2:30 PM BST

The Shawshank Redemption.

There's a guy in jail, you don't know if he did it, but he escapes.

Oh ta. Never did find out what happened because I was in such a deep sleep. After ten minutes.

Jaws - 'Look, there's a bloody big fish out there okay. What more do you want.'

Quote: 404 Not Found @ July 10 2011, 12:44 PM BST

12 Angry Men:
Chav gets away with murder.

:D

Manhatten - Okay, it's a modern film, in black and white, obviously. It's set in Manhatten but it's not really about it, it's about a 42 year old little squirt with mental issues screwing a 17 year old and thinking it's perfectly normal.

Manhattan*

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 17 2010, 2:05 PM BST

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

A aged loner entices children to his factory with promises of sweets.

Perv? He seems pretty perverted to me...

Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2010, 1:57 PM BST

Starship Troopers
Nazis in space starring Doogie Howser.

But that makes it sound excellent.

Quote: Tim Azure @ July 10 2011, 1:49 PM BST

Perv? He seems pretty perverted to me...

Well, yes, that was the idea.

Starwars - Right, there are some guys in space working for some good noble cause that is a bit beyond me, but anyway they come up against the dark side, you see because dark and light are opposites and so they obviously make good enemies, in a fantasy space world, anyway. You'll get it when you see it. I'm sure. Huh?

The Empire Strikes back.

Just like Star Wars but the bad guys win even though the good guys have Teddy bears on their side and a gnome called Yoda.

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