British Comedy Guide

Pitch a good film - badly Page 2

Die Hard - A man gets his vest very, very dirty.

Casablanca

A bar owners ex-girlfriend turns up and then leaves again

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Two geeky kids get lost in the dark.

A Nightmare On Elm Street

Some annoying teens have nightmares about a Dennis The Menace lookalike.

Quote: Aaron @ February 16 2010, 10:15 PM GMT

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Two geeky kids get lost in the dark.

Took the words out of my mouth.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 16 2010, 10:19 PM GMT

Took the words out of my mouth.

I don't think Meatloaf wrote that until much later. Whistling nnocently

Monty Python's Life Of Brian - A bunch of long-dead people think that some guy is someone else.

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ February 16 2010, 10:14 PM GMT

Casablanca

A bar owners ex-girlfriend turns up and then leaves again

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ February 16 2010, 9:43 PM GMT

E.T - A small wrinkly person shows his glowing finger to a child. They all cry at the end.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 16 2010, 9:37 PM GMT

Castaway

A postman, on a island, with a ball.

That one was on the poster wasn't it?
:D

Fight Club.
A guy makes some soap.

It's a Wonderful Life

A man always wanted to leave his home town but couldn't so he considers killing himself but he doesn't

Quote: zooo @ February 16 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

Fight Club.
A guy makes some soap.

Come on Zooo
Guy makes Soap & then shoots half his head off.

Elephant man:

Ugly guy makes good & marries the prom queen.

Oh that sounds good.

Nah not really, they stick him in a cage.

Old illegal alien who touches kids hides in a cupboard.

Terrorists prevent government carrying out large demolition project in space.

Metrosexuals sing and get high, then try and get into each other's danger zone.

Now guess!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 16 2010, 10:33 PM GMT

Come on Zooo
Guy makes Soap & then shoots half his head off.

:D
We're supposed to be pitching it badly. That sounds good!

Toy Story - Boy stops playing with his Woody and loses his Buzz.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 16 2010, 10:33 PM GMT

Elephant man:

Ugly guy makes good & marries the prom queen.

Oh that sounds good.

Nah not really, they stick him in a cage.

:D

Quote: Leevil @ February 16 2010, 10:36 PM GMT

Toy Story - Boy stops playing with his Woody and loses his Buzz.

Laughing out loud

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