SlagA
Saturday 28th April 2007 12:07am [Edited]
Blackwood
5,335 posts
It ain't arf 'otter mum - Lofty and gang jet around the world in a desperate bid to combat rampant global warming with a variety show that highlights the causes. The irony of the situation completely goes over Blair's head as he sponsors them to take the show to the South Pole. The show ends with the Berring Ice shelf shedding the lot into the Arctic Ocean
Mr Has-Bean - Rowan atkinson tries to resurrect his career despite yet another film.
Both Feet in the Grave - Victor Meldrew is back, possessing various guest stars during each episode.
You can @*£^ off M'lord - more hilarious exploits as the cast re-examine the 20th century shift in employer-employer relationships. Final episode ends tragically when the butler is sacked but turns up for work the next day with a shotgun and a grudge.
9.5 Grandchildren - cancelled by commisioners when the pilot plus all the show's actors under 10 years old are ceremoniously sacrificed by the illuminati (the thinking man's KKK) at Cypress Grove.
Arse - Ade and Rik create two 'completely new' characters, titchy titch and freddie fitler. Manic anarchy and hilarious violence ensue as the balding pot-bellied ex-good-looker and his bald epileptic mate get up to amazingly similar antics to another show that they once starred in and were actually funny in.
The slightly impressive whoosh - we go back in time to see the origin of all the in-jokes and suddenly all makes sense ... apparently (I jape Zooo)
On the Stage coaches - reg varney, and his buck-toothed and supposed 70s hunk pal, evade the wicked inspector and get their hands on some corsets - unfortunately its the ones they wear to hide their beer guts.
Give me, Give me, Give me - set in the PC correct world of post-neo-labour, this show features no dialogue or actors, just 30 minutes of the flat. It's boring but most importantly no one gets offended.
Some mother's DON'T ave em - set in an abortion clinic. If only the original had been.
Love thy gay bar - the gingoistic all-british hero is celebrating the move of his long-suffering neighbours, until he sees who's bought the house next-door.
Spring and Autumn (2007) - Jimmy Jewel's character is arrested for innapropriate behaviour to a minor. Laughs ensue as each episode culminates with the OAP actor beaten to a pulp in the shower block.