Another one from the Treason Edit Sheet.
Eamonn Holmes is reading the news on Sky Sunrise.
Eamonn : A round up of the minor stories of the day. Over 10% of the population have now perished in Haiti and three MP's have vowed to defend themselves in court over charges of theft. And now, back to our main story, the wedding in Las Vegas of Katie Price and Alex Reid. Joining me to discuss this is Vanessa Perronce, famous for her relationship with the England Captain <beat> the England left back, <beat> the Chelsea left winger, and <beat> the Chelsea centre forward.
Vanessa Perronce points out something on Eamonn's paperwork
Eamonn : Oh yes and the Brighton and Hove Albion physio.
Vanessa : Good Morning Eamonn
Eamonn : So what can you report on Jordan's latest wedding? A money making spin?
Vanessa : No, no. A vegas wedding? Pure romance. The dress was beautiful so I'm told.
Eamonn : Yes, I'm sure Alex Reid looked lovely. But how much wonga are they making?
Vanessa : None at all. It was very subdued. Just the two of them and a couple photographers from Hello and Heat as the witnesses.
Eamonn : They partied with strippers afterwards I'm told.
Vanessa : Of course, newly weds always like to decorate.
Eamonn : No that sort of stripper, I meant. Oh never mind. So tell us about the dosh they are going to make.
Vanessa : Look this is all very cynical, the pair are very much in love. I can't think of anyone wanting to cash in on a relationship.
Eamonn: Well you heard it there first folks. Anyway after the break we are talking about the bank of England's decision to stop their quantative easing programme <beat> that's with our special guest, King of the Jungle, Gino de Campo!
