NJ - Tory broadband - (incomplete)

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DAVID CAMERON:

Do you suffer from slow file sharing?

Do you wish you could Google 'Nick Clegg' that little faster?

Well you're in luck! Introducing the new 'Conservative Broadband.' Delivering one hundred megabytes worth of pure Tory transmission. So fast you'll forget it's politics.

Not only will you receive faster Internet access but you'll also be able to stream me, David Cameron, live 24 hours a day 7 Days a week! It's Tory-vision!

Simply vote for me, wait seven years and you'll receive tiptop surfing speeds… And remember, you don't have to be posh to be privileged… But it helps.

I didn't really hear a story related to this, so not sure what it's about.

I'm not sure this is the right angle on it. It feels a bit flat, for want of a better word -- doesn't sparkle. Maybe it needs doing from a different view.

'Conservative Broadband' wouldn't give you a hundred megabytes. Only about five...

Dan

Maybe you needed to go down the Chinese/Google route. Conservative Broadband only gives access to sites the Tories like, and blokes out others. Plus he re-writes history so that key Tories are credited for major achievements (Heseltine was first man on the moon etc)