British Comedy Guide

How Many Virgins?

Feedback appreciated as always.

______________________________

DAY 1 - INT. JAFAR BEDROOM

Jafar is playing a computer console when his mobile phone rings.

Jafar
"Whassssssssssup?"

Jafar
"Oh. Hi Mr. Laden"

Jafar
"How many virgins!?"

Jafar
"Hmm. Okay. Hold on I'll go ask my mum"

Jafars Mum
"Osama. I will not have my son risk everything for a couple of measily virgins!"

*Pause

Jafars Mum
"How many?"

Jafars Mum
"No , no that's fine. Jafar will see you bright and early tomorrow morning"

DAY 2 - INT. - LARGE FAMILY LIVING ROOM

Osama Bin Laden
"Okay son, we want two set top boxes up stairs, one downstairs, one in the kitchen, two in the lounge and one below the basement. How much did you say for the chipped V+?"

Share this page