Be more convincing if you didn't send that post from your Blackberry whilst you cried outside my window.
Atleast put some pants on man.
A sabbatical for Sootyj Page 3
Sooty, I've taken longer dumps than that absence!
Says more about your bowels than my flightiness.
Has this become the bully poor Sootyj thread?
Quote: bigfella @ February 3 2010, 9:00 PM GMTSooty, I've taken longer dumps than that absence!
BF inadvertantly reveals his secret weight-loss method.
No need to buy the book now 
Yes! Welcome back Sootyj! It's like you've never been away. No, really.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 3 2010, 9:07 PM GMTBF inadvertantly reveals his secret weight-loss method.
No need to buy the book now
Bugger.
Quote: bigfella @ February 3 2010, 9:24 PM GMTBuggery.
Is that also part of the regime?
300 calories an hour.
Quote: bigfella @ February 3 2010, 9:28 PM GMT300 calories an hour.
So... 10 calories per encounter?
Depends if you're giving or reciving
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 3 2010, 8:45 PM GMTTalking of comebacks . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8427367.stm
I didn't know most of them had arrived in the firstplace !
Hardly come backs. Corrine of course had good reason though.
And who the hell is Whiley? I thought she was still on Radio 1.
Quote: Leevil @ February 2 2010, 8:47 PM GMTAlright, looks like you've gone then.
See you around, sooty old chap!
