Billy: When can I meet Barack Obama Mummy?
Mother: I don't know Billy, they don't just let anyone in the White House, you need to have a special talent.
Billy: But you're always saying I'm special.
Mother: And you are son, but I think the President expects more than being able to spell out "thank you" with your spaghetti letters.
News Reader On Radio: And later tonight, we understand President Obama is meeting with Sting and Bono to discuss the Haitian relief effort.
Mother: Billy, get your coat, we're off to Washington.
Billy: Yay! Are we going to meet the President?
Mother: Yes, but first we need to take care of some trespassers! (Gun Cocks)
THE END.
