GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO JACK STRAW AND HARRIET HARMAN.
JACK STRAW
We've banned Islam 4 the UK.
HARRIET
England is safe from 6 bearded blokes in dresses making an application to make a protest which we turn down any way.
GORDON
And our army can return to...what exactly our are soldiers doing in Afghanistan?
JACK STRAW
Erm looking for Al Quaeda?
GORDON
Didn't the last Al Quaeda attacks originate in Yemen and Pakistan?
JACK STRAW
Good point...erm we're looking for Sadam?
GORDON
He was hanged I've got the clip on my iphone.
HARRIET
Hang on I know why we're in Afghanistan I down loaded it off the internet.
HARRIET READING
The UK crusader army is in Afghanistn to destroy Islam eat our women and rape our beautiful goats.
GORDON
You dingbat you got that off the Islam 4 the UK website.
JACK STRAW
Now I remember why we're in Afghanistan. Prince Harry wanted to kill some Arabs.
GORDON
Why couldn't he just f**k them?
HARRIET
It was good enough for his mum.
